10 Pet Peeves About Humans – A Note From Your Pooch

 


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Blaming your farts on me…..\u003c/b\> \u003cbr\>\u003cb\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-weight:bold\”\>not funny… not funny at all !!! \u003c/span\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial\” color\u003d\”black\” size\u003d\”2\”\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\”\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial CYR\” color\u003d\”black\” size\u003d\”2\”\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-size:10pt;color:black\”\>\u003cimg height\u003d\”150\” src\u003d\”?ui\u003d1&attid\u003d0.2&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d116056511b3f61e9\” width\u003d\”86\”\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial\” color\u003d\”black\” size\u003d\”4\”\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-size:13.5pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\”\>\u003cbr\>——————————\u003cWBR\>——————–\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial\” color\u003d\”black\” size\u003d\”2\”\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\”\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial\” color\u003d\”#cc6600\” size\u003d\”4\”\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-size:13.5pt;color:#cc6600;font-family:Arial\”\>\u003cbr\>'2'\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial\” color\u003d\”black\” size\u003d\”2\”\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\”\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial\” color\u003d\”#cc6600\” size\u003d\”4\”\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-size:13.5pt;color:#cc6600;font-family:Arial\”\>\u003cbr\>Yelling at me for barking.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial\” color\u003d\”black\” size\u003d\”2\”\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\”\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial\” color\u003d\”#cc6600\” size\u003d\”4\”\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-size:13.5pt;color:#cc6600;font-family:Arial\”\>\u003cbr\>I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial\” color\u003d\”black\” size\u003d\”2\”\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\”\> \u003cbr\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial CYR\” color\u003d\”black\” size\u003d\”2\”\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-size:10pt;color:black\”\>\u003cimg height\u003d\”150\” src\u003d\”?ui\u003d1&attid\u003d0.3&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d116056511b3f61e9\” width\u003d\”150\”\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial\” color\u003d\”black\” size\u003d\”4\”\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-size:13.5pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\”\>\u003cbr\>——————————\u003cWBR\>——————–\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial\” color\u003d\”black\” size\u003d\”2\”\>\u003cspan style\u003d\”font-size:10pt;color:black;font-family:Arial\”\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\”Arial\” color\u003d\”#999900\” size\u003d\”4\”\>”,1]
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not funny… not funny at all !!!


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Yelling at me for barking.

I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT!


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‘3’

Taking me for a walk, then

not letting me check stuff out.

Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


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Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

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‘5’

Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.

Now you know why we chew your stuff

up when you’re not home.


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You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


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‘7’

Taking me to the vet for ‘the big snip’,

then acting surprised when I freak

out every time we go back!

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‘8’

Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.

Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


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Dog sweaters. Hello ???

Haven’t you noticed the fur?

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How you act disgusted when I lick myself.

Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.


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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who’s boss here!

You don’t see me picking up your poop do you?

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